January 2011
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Omegle Chat from a few moments ago
Stranger: :D
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyoo
You: how are you this fine evening?
Stranger: chilly
Stranger: yourself?
You: Yeah. Me too. I'm outside on my porch in siberia with my laptop.
You: I'm thinking about going inside, but staying outside makes me feel like a bamf.
Stranger: wow in siberia outside with a laptop?
Stranger: that shit doesnt just freeze?
Stranger: like your laptop?
You: Well, I have the sickest laptop cover. It's like... a snuggie... but for laptops. They may only sell them in siberia, though, idk. Where do u live?
Stranger: im a US douchebag, apologies in advance for my lack of world customs or ettiquite
Stranger: haha
You: Oh, that's ok. I have a pen pal in NY.
Stranger: thats pretty sick... what does a laptop snuggie even look like?
You: Well, its basically a very fuzzy and cozy laptop cover. Mine is purple. :)
You: There's also a thing that let's you heat it up with electricity.
You: I don't have that, though.
You: I might get it for christmas.
Stranger: wow they thought of everything
Stranger: "ever wanted to sit on your porch in siberia and use your laptop without it freezing over? WELL NOW YOU CAN"
Stranger: "COMES IN 8 DIFFERENT COLORS!"
Stranger: lol
You: Wait. That;s the advertisement, how'd you know that?
Stranger: i guess im psychic or something
Stranger: lol
Stranger: in all honesty they probably sold it here too
Stranger: even though we dont need it
Stranger: and i probably saw an ad for it at like 2 am
You: Well, my pen pal tells me winter in NY can be brutal. Although with global warming, i guess it's not too much of a concern.
Stranger: well it can i guess, but im sure its not as bad as a freaking siberian winter
Stranger: when i think of siberia thats what comes to mind
Stranger: hell as far as im concerned you guys invented winter
Stranger: and it just made its way over here eventually
You: THAT'S STERYOTIPICAL. We Siberians don't think it's fair to be judged on our winters.
You: Edison was Siberian, you know. Is he remembered for being cold? NO HE INVENTED THE DAMN LIGHTBULB.
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: my American is showing lol
Stranger: im sure you have many other great qualities and aspects of your country
Stranger: how are siberian summers? =]
You: Cold.
Stranger: oh.. well. that brings us back to the winter then.... hmm
Stranger: what do you do for fun in siberia? =D
You: We sled.
Stranger: ... you're not giving me much to work with here lol
Stranger: ...hows.. the entertainment industry in siberia?
You: Cold.
You: Hey, what part of US are u from?
Stranger: well im originally from California, but i moved to NY for college
Stranger: and seriously im sorry for the stereotyping
You: Well, I'm actually from NY. LOL
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: i figured it out because the time was 3:14, because i wanted to check how long it was 'cuz it's one of my faves as well, haha.
I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: i figured it out because the time was 3:14, because i wanted to check how long it was 'cuz it's one of my faves as well, haha.
I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: i have figured out your favorite next to normal song. i feel like such a super detective, haha
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: i have figured out your favorite next to normal song. i feel like such a super detective, haha
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Hogwarts is the best magical institution. Why?
berrytwee: Well, when Beauxbatons Academy did this: And when Durmstrang Institute did this: Hogwarts did this: Need I say more?
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Sometimes I wonder if you’re a jerk, or just clueless.
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– Children Will Listen
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8490) I'm not as happy as everyone thinks.
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So the honest opinion people have of me is that I’m fat.  Don’t deny it. Whenever anyone calls me skinny I just want to cry and say “No” because I know it’s a lie to get me to shut up.  New Years Resolution? Lose 20 pounds. Maybe then people will think I’m thin.  I asked the most honest person I know. He didn’t even try to deny that I was, or call me...
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Dictionary:
gottalovethegays: mug gle |ˈməgəl| (also Mug gle)noun noun informalan unimaginative or boring person: : this video game won’t appeal to muggles.ORIGIN with allusion to the meaning‘nonwizard’ (that is, ‘ordinary human’ ) in J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books. IT WAS THE TRUTH!
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A Text Conversation Between Me and My Dad
Dad: Hey, Cha. What's up?
Me: Dad, you're sitting right next to me.
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: CHARLOTTE WHAT'S THAT SONG THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FILE SHARE ME CALLED I WANNA MAKE ONE OF THE LYRICS THE TITLE OF MY JOURNAL ENTRY BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT LYRICS~
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ivegotyoudown-iknowyoubyheart asked: CHARLOTTE WHAT'S THAT SONG THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FILE SHARE ME CALLED I WANNA MAKE ONE OF THE LYRICS THE TITLE OF MY JOURNAL ENTRY BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT LYRICS~
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gottalovethegays: 123redvines: WHY AM I SO INVOLVED IN MY FRIENDS ROMANTIC LIVES?  MY LOVE LIFE IS UR LOVE LIFE.  SHARING IS CARING. still. this is exciting me almost as much as it is you. 
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WHY AM I SO INVOLVED IN MY FRIENDS ROMANTIC LIVES? 
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