March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
no-fictional-love:
i would not normally reblog this but tonight is apparently a very special night in which my red and puffy eye is turning everyone on soooooo there.
guys i’m wearing a gross old orange tshirt and really hot yoga pants tell me i’m pretty
thereisahouseinsunnydale:
omg since i;m not sleeping all of yall will get a taste of SleePdepriVEd saarah who’s basically a lot like normaSL sarah but better. basically i have a globz assignment about nietzsche so i’m gonna spend the next 6 hours have an existential crisis yAY
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February 2012
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Okay never mind I just love this scene with my whole heart
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So during the scene in the house Brian bought
There’s a part of me (the critical TV watcher part) that’s saying “this dialogue is really corny and kind of out of character”
Then there’s the shipper part of me saying “OH MY GOSH I AM DYING OF CUTENESS”
But both sides agree that Justin is perfect
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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InDepth InterView: Matt Doyle On PRIVATE ROMEO,... →
One of the top-tier performers of a promising new generation of young stars on Broadway, Matt Doyle has appeared in both dramatic musicals and plays in establishing a versatile stage and screen career ranging from a multi-episode arc on GOSSIP GIRL to starring in SPRING AWAKENING on Broadway, as well as the recent revival of BYE BYE BIRDIE, in addition to his most recent New York credit, the...
musicals are stupid they said
who listens to show tunes they said
where did you get that knife they said
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“Molly you’re not funny”
– Charlotte
(via positivemilkhotel)
positivemilkhotel:
harjohnica
eh HEHEHE I’M SO CLEVER
it’s twelve twenty six according to one clock
twelve fourteen, to another
or twelve fifty seven
or twelve twenty eight
I need ot find the right time so tha ti can know when my midnihgt madness sets in
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen the British QAF?
NEXT UP: THE TONY AWARDS.
understandthelight:
erinsonstage:
reno-sweeney:
aka the only thing that matters in life.
ERIN CAN WE WATCH IT TOGETHER OMG
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spread-itlikenutella said: Chuck Norris knows the...
Chuck Norris IS the last digit of pi
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HEY DO YOU REMEMBER 2.14
a-rebelrebel:
THAT ONE TIME WHERE JUSTIN TOPS IN LIKE 5 YEARS
DO YOU
BECAUSE I AM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW
There's a difference between
staypozitive:
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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The blood giving scene in Queer as Folk is one of the most powerful scenes
This entire episode is just
Fuck
Just fuck
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positivemilkhotel:
I feel like all teachers are in the CBFC: the Committee of Bad Font Choices
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Minotti apparently has different catch phrases for...
Today in health we had to fill out this sheet
One of the questions was “Who is someone in your life you don’t like? How do you deal with that person?”*
I just wrote “I HATE RICK SANTORUM” in all caps
*We were told to “not use names, because that would be strange and weird.”
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